A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Half life 3 confirmed

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

THe Election

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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