your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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