- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dumbledore dies.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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