What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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