- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

hey hey apple

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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