- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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