In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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black people

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Dislike this.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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