- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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