Then none of us want to be right.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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read me write me

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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tim has no humor

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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