Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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