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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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