A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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