How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Your girlfriend.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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