- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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