- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Can anyone Lenin money?

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