Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

A women left the kitchen.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A cat playing laser tag.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's 9+10 Ebola

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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