What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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