MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

i wonder who made this website? a human

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Nickelback

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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