What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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