- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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