- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

HELLO EVERYONE

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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