What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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A man penetrates another man.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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