A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Anti Joke

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