Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

penis in the camel

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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