- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What is my name? I dont know

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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