A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

like most people my age. im 27

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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