- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

i dont care if you rate me or not

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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