- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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