What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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