What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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