- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

This is a joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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