- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

I C U P White stuff

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What's brown an sticky Shit

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

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