What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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