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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Bryson got a concussion...he died

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's better than a stick? A stone