- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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