why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why? Why not?

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Connor is homosexuaI

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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