- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

all the kids had fun

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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