How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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