whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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womans having rights.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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