- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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