- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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