- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Gay republicans

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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