- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What do you call double A's? Batteries

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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