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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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