Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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