- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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