- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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