- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Daniel is a fag

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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