- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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