Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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