What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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