Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Your life

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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