Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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