What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Women's Rights

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Anti Joke

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