- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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