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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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