Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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A man goes to the potty.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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