- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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