- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

12 niqqa 12.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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