- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

hashtags suck balls

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

so...um, yeah

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