- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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