What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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