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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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