- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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