- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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