A women left the kitchen.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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