Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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I asked her where you were.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Rush Limbaugh

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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