Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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