Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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