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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Anthony sucks

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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