- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

women's rights.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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