- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

prepares this to get negative votes

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??