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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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