What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

what's black and can't swim?

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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