i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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