why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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69.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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