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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Get on the boat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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