Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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