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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Michael Brown

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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