- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

cory

Jordan is pregant

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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