- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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