- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

96

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??