- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Take part of what?

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

I asked her where you were.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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