What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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