What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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What's big and long? My dick.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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John lazzaro likes dick

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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