Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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You were born.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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