- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

i dont care if you rate me or not

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What comes after 69? 70

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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