ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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