- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

why did you poop because you are a poop

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

black chicken. kfc

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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